IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE DEAD
if you believe you have been misplaced, then you haven’t.
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but seriously, don't hold your breath.
this is just here to make you feel better. your type loves a confessional.
what, do you really think the subconscious afterlife has a suggestion box?
then again, who's to say it can't?